Letra da Música Mr. Homely de James At War

Yo, this song here goes out to all the uglies out there, ya know the ones sittin home every Friday night cryin themselves to sleep on their butt-ugly pillows
Ya know, dreamin about that special someone, but then wakin up and rememberin you still ugly
I was born in the middle of the night and the doctor slapped my mama while the nurses cried
The whole hospital went mad, my mama showed me to my dad, and my daddy done up and died
Mama loved me through the good and bad, though Ive caused her pain she never has been unkind
Cuz ever since she laid eyes on me, she lost her sight and now she cant see that Im so

Homely (so homely)
Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)
I have no mirrors (I have no mirrors)
Left in my home (left in my home) oh I'm so

Homely (so homely)
I'm Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)
I scared a blind man (I scared a blind man)
Over the phone (over the phone) oh I'm so

Peeked my head out of my bedroom window and the cops booked me for indecency
Took a trip down to the beach, laid down in the sand then then a bunch of cats all tried to bury me
When I go walking people shield their eyes from a face thats so ugly I make onions cry
I caused a Cyclops to go crosseyed, flowers die when I walk by cause Im so

Homely (so homely)
I'm Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)
I have no mirrors (I have no mirrors)
Left in my home (left in my home) oh I'm so

Homely (so homely)
I'm Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)
I scared a blind man (I scared a blind man)
Over the phone (over the phone) oh...

Been all around the world lookin for plastic surgeons but they all say they can't do miracles
Sent Extreme makeover a video of me and they called back to say they don't do animals
I had a pet rock and it wouldn't stay, I met a paraplegic and he ran away
When I throw boomerangs they won't come back to me, The tide wouldn't even bring me in

Cuz Im so
Homely (so homely)
I'm Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)
I have no mirrors (I have no mirrors)
Left in my home (left in my home) oh I'm so

Homely (so homely)
I'm Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)
I scared a blind man (I scared a blind man)
Over the phone (over the phone) oh...

I'm the reason its illegal to clone, (you cant clone)
Looked at Medusa and turned her to stone (right to stone)
To scare criminals my pictures shown, I have to trick-or-treat by phone
I step outside and all my neighbors flee, (lets run)
put my face in the water and it parts the sea (Just like Moses, baby)
Even my Rice Krispies wont talk to me, cuz I'm just so homely

Homely (so homely)
Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)
I have no mirrors (I have no mirrors)
Left in my home (left in my home) oh, I'm so

Homely (so homely)
Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)
I scared a blind man (so Homely)
Over the phone (Mr. Homely)

Homely (so homely)
I'm Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)
I have no mirrors (so homely)
left in my home (Mr. Homely)

I'm so Homely (so homely)
I'm Mr. Homely (Mr. homely)
I scared a blind man (so homely)
Over the phone (Mr. Homely)