come on babe why don't we paint the town
and all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
and all that jazz
start the car, I know a whoopee spot,
where the gin is cold but the piano is hot
It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz
Slick you hair and wear you buckle shoes
and all that jazz
I hear that father dipp is gonna blow the blues
and all that jazz
Hold on hun were gonna bunny hug,
I bought some asprin, down at united drug
In case you shake apart, and want a brand new start,
to do that jazz

and all that jazz

and all that jazz
It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz

Listen your husband isn't home is he
No her husband is not at home
Find a glass were playing fast and loose
And all that jazz
Right up here is where I store the juice
And all that jazz
Come on babe were gonna brush the sky,
I betcha lucky lindy
Never flew so high

'cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
To all that jazz?
Company
Oh, you're gonna see you sheba
Shimmy shake
Velma
And all that jazz
Company
Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters
break
Velma
And all that jazz
Company
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz!
velma
C'mon babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

Start the car
I know a whopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz!
company
Oh, you're gonna see you sheba
Shimmy shake
And all that jazz

Oh, shey's gonna shimmy till her garters
break

And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz!

velma
no, I'm no one's wife
But, oh I love my life
And all that jazz!

Company
That jazz!