[Mark:] Sunday football I got boot off the pitch

Some people gamble as a way to get rich
I gotta find a better way to invest in zeroes, oh

[Mark:] They say that rents may damage your health

I'd rather save it all to spend on myself
I got a letter of eviction and I'm no hero

[All:] Oh, oh, oh, oh
[Ben:] I'm not a saver I'm a spender (Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh)
I'm a one weekender

[All:] What can we do when our 2 worlds colide?
[Paul:] There's only 10 ways to survive all the chances of knowing
[All:] After a hard day of work I go home
I dunno where I'm going, but I'm ready to go
I made a lotta money, but got nothing to show
And now it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home

[Chris:] I've been thinking 'bout the meaning of life

Plenty of butter but I don't have a knife
Sure beats the hell outta waiting for a ticket to Rino

[Chris:] Watching TV makes me really upset

I wonder why I havent been on it yet
I'm silly waiting for a part in a Tarrantino

[Ben:] (Oh, oh, oh, oh) No, no, no, no

I'm not a saver I'm a spender (Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh)
I'm a 1 weekender

[All:] What can we do when our 2 worlds colide?
[Paul:] There's only 10 ways to survive all the chances of knowing
[All:] After a hard day of work I go home
Y'know, I dunno where I'm going, but I'm ready to go
I made a lotta money, but got nothing to show
And now it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home
[Paul:] Yeah, yeah, I said I wanna go home

[All:] What can we do when our 2 world colide? Oh

[All:] After a hard day of work I go home
I dunno where I'm going, but I'm ready to go
[Paul:] I said I
[All:] Made a lotta money, but got nothing to show
[Paul:] And now it's
[All:] 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home
[Paul:] Yeah, I'm waiting for the train to go home